I’m just a little worried!

Do you know what today is? Yes, I know it is the first day of spring – no, I’m talking about it’s Extraterrestrial Abduction Day aka Alien Abduction Day! Yikes!101_2324 This is the day when the green or grey or whatever color-men come down from space and pick out people (or dogs!), take them back to their spaceships and perform experiments on them!! Mom has reassured me no one is going to abduct me but I’m not so sure. When the man came to deliver the pizza tonight I could have sworn he had antennae! Of course I defended mom and me from him – I gave him a little nip just at the ankle! I don’t know why mom got so upset with me. She kept apologizing to the alien – oops – pizza man – he said he didn’t even feel it – maybe I should have bitten him harder! Mom really fussed at me about that. I guess I had better keep my teeth to myself. I don’t want to go to jail again! I hope I sleep well tonight, but I don’t think so. I’m going to be too worried about those aliens! Well, if you never hear from me again, it’s been nice knowing you! Barkingly yours, LadyBird ❤