See this innocent face?
See this nice curtain that hangs between the living room and kitchen (for temperature regulation purposes in the summer and winter)?
See what happens when you combine the two?
Mom came home from work the other day and found this mess. That curtain’s been hanging there for over 5 years and has never been off the rod unless mom was washing it. Who do you think had a swinging good time with it?
It wasn’t me!!! I’m the one in charge of this wayward crew, but they ignore me – or at least She-who-shall-not-be-named does. I’m the innocent in all of this!